To: Jabba The Hut, Subject: Wedding Invite
September 9, 2010 § 6 Comments
My friend’s wedding is coming up, and I haven’t even chosen my outfit yet.
I went out looking in the reccomended shop and found a few nice dresses that I thought would look nice on me, but the prices just put me right off. £200 for a plain black dress! *faints*
For the hen night I just picked a couple of outfits to go along with the events, but obviously I can’t wear them to the wedding, so the wardrobe doors close. I need to find a nice outfit before long, or else I’ll be showing up to the wedding wearing nothing but my pyjamas – and it is seriously looking that way.
When I went to the shop yesterday, I saw lots of lovely dresses. The shop assistant came over multiple times, saying “oh, wow, that would look splendid on you!” and “that would go well with your skin-tone [pale] nicely!”
But, of course she’d say that. She’d tell Jabba the Hut that the dresses would suit him just to get money out of him.
I’d better find a shop fast, otherwise Jabba will be having my invite instead, wearing my special dress…